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Messages - Emlyn Morgan

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Free Discussion / Re: Surfing.
« on: January 10, 2026, 04:17:38 am »
Major Fortescue-Smythe was asked what he thought about the Welsh.

"Welsh? Welsh? Oh yes, the Welsh. Damn good soldiers. Under white officers, of course."

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Free Discussion / Surfing.
« on: January 09, 2026, 09:54:43 am »
The "grand international" surf competition has started: actually a marketing enterprise by the Quicksilver brand.

How can you judge surfing? Is the winner the one who takes longest to fall off the board!?

All white people.  Local youths come down to the beach wanting to take part. After all, they are the best surfers around here.  But there is a registration fee: 25 guineas, or whatever.  Of course, they don't have so much money.

"It's God's ocean. God's surf. Allah doesn't ask us for money."

The white people don't relent or relate. They only relate to their smartphones. They can't see real people.

Disclaimer: i'm white: if being Welsh counts as white!

Yes, I know, I know! I've gone native, prejudiced against European visitors.



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Free Discussion / Re: Inflated in translation!
« on: January 06, 2026, 12:22:23 pm »
It seems that Chinese people have difficulty pronouncing consonant clusters in the English language and also words ending in the letter 'l', presumably because they don't meet such obstacles in Mandarin, so they tend to insert a vowel sound betwixt the consonants.

When the young Chinese actor MaXinRui was filming in the Jackie Chan film Desert Storm here in Morocco, her voice coach despaired because words such as "battle" she rendered as battulur and "instantly" became inussuttanutturi.

So I was tasked to rewrite her lines using easier words. Fortunately it was an action film with not much for her to say!

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Free Discussion / Winter Solstice 2025
« on: December 21, 2025, 10:35:58 am »
Winter days are quite long here at 30° north . Sunset tonight is at 18:45. Nevertheless, it's good to know the warming sun is on his way back to us from his present station over Johnno's house!

From now on a couple of minutes more daylight every day. Alhamdulillah.

Tonight we look left to see the sun setting into the ocean at west by south-west. By the time of equinox, he sets due west right opposite my balcony. I'll need a curtain.

Anyway, Happy Solstice!

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Jack's Blog / Re: Jack's mother has passed
« on: December 15, 2025, 12:34:35 pm »
Sorry to read of your loss.

Best wishes from Emlyn.

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Free Discussion / Geminid meteor shower
« on: December 14, 2025, 04:51:26 pm »
The sky is clear tonight so I put on my warmest jellaba and went up the stairs  on to the roof.

 Should I explain that roofs are flat around here?  I remember a story - Daoud the Beloved - set in Morocco I wrote many many years ago on mmsa where I described  caning activity on a roof. A helpful reader suggested I should have made it clear that it was a flat roof.  It just hadn't occurred to me that many readers might imagine the roof was sloping.

Anyway, as I was saying. They say you should wait thirty minutes to get your night eyes and scan the sky near to Castor, or is it Pollux. They're not far apart anyway. I would have been happy to see just one or two meteors. But nothing, zilch, wallo.

Oh well, maybe tomorrow night.

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General News and Announcements / Re: MMSA Forum is down
« on: December 06, 2025, 06:17:42 am »
We are lucky to have this friendly uncontending  forum thanks to Jack. I would not like it to change.

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Free Discussion / Re: Inflated in translation!
« on: December 02, 2025, 02:14:58 pm »
I dare say I caused the confusion by forgetting that in French one doesn't pronounce the consonants at the ends of numerous words.

According to AI Overview, which seems to  have taken over from Professor Google as the font of all knowledge, the French stopped pronouncing consonants at the ends of many of their words gradually between the 1300s and 1700s. So now it's correct not to pronounce the t at the end of "quart" and "port".

A similar change is happening much more rapidly in English. Young Ahmed, whom I help improve his English, is convinced it's correct to say such as firs' an' las' or eatin' an' drinkin', because that's what he hears, even on the BBC.  I suppose he's right.  "Correct" English pronunciation has changed rather suddenly.

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Free Discussion / Re: Inflated in translation!
« on: November 29, 2025, 10:33:19 am »
Another true story!

I was sitting on my balcony watching the sunset, listening to the roar of the ocean. My phone rang. It was my companion who works in the fishing port.

"Je suis a la porte."

"Ah, oui. Tu est au port. Quand tu arrive ici?"

Non. Je suis a la porte maintenant."

" Oui, tu est au port. Mais quelle heure tu fini?"

" Non, non, non! Je frappe la PORTE. Ouvri la porte!“

I say port, you say porte: let's call the whole thing off!


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Free Discussion / Re: Inflated in translation!
« on: November 22, 2025, 08:47:53 pm »
Another true story:

Many years ago in Juan les Pins, I was in a restaurant where they served the "house" wine in jugs - quarter litre or half litre.

I ordered "un quart de vin rouge".

They brought me the "carte des vins!"

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Free Discussion / Inflated in translation!
« on: November 21, 2025, 09:11:05 am »
Here's a true story:

Yesterday in a restaurant I ordered a quarter spit-roast chicken to take away:

"Un quart de poulet roti a emporter s'il-vous-plait."

After a while I was presented with a huge heavy  bag. Surely some mistake!

They thought I'd said: "QUATRE poulets roti!"

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Free Discussion / Re: Travelling with a tawse.
« on: May 30, 2025, 03:48:29 am »
Yes, one sometimes meets interested recipients when travelling.

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Free Discussion / Re: Travelling with a tawse.
« on: May 28, 2025, 10:24:49 pm »
Actually, Salah, for that is his name, was wearing longish shorts. 

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Free Discussion / Re: Travelling with a tawse.
« on: May 28, 2025, 10:54:03 am »
Ah yes! This is the country for leather..  But this town speciialises in baboosh which are made from soft leather.

Anyway, life is long.  I'm very happy sitting here in the shade beside the swimming pool with some cheese and fruit and a bottle of rozzay. I've done my twelve lengths. 

Now there is just one little boy in the pool wearing my goggles, which he politely asked to borrow using signs.  Is there a tashelheit word for goggles?

His mother comes occasionally to check on him.  But who would ever harm a child?

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Free Discussion / Re: Travelling with a tawse.
« on: May 27, 2025, 12:07:03 pm »
 I picked up my new tawse from the cobbler this morning.  I tried to post a picture but apparently it comprises too many megablites, whatever they are. I tried taking a new simpler picture just the tawse on a plain background and cropped to the essentials, but still no go.

Anyway, the tawse is disappointing because the leather used is soft and light in weight, like they use to make leather slippers. Even with maximum force it won't make much impact.


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