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Posted by: Emlyn Morgan
« on: January 10, 2026, 04:17:38 am »

Major Fortescue-Smythe was asked what he thought about the Welsh.

"Welsh? Welsh? Oh yes, the Welsh. Damn good soldiers. Under white officers, of course."
Posted by: Emlyn Morgan
« on: January 09, 2026, 09:54:43 am »

The "grand international" surf competition has started: actually a marketing enterprise by the Quicksilver brand.

How can you judge surfing? Is the winner the one who takes longest to fall off the board!?

All white people.  Local youths come down to the beach wanting to take part. After all, they are the best surfers around here.  But there is a registration fee: 25 guineas, or whatever.  Of course, they don't have so much money.

"It's God's ocean. God's surf. Allah doesn't ask us for money."

The white people don't relent or relate. They only relate to their smartphones. They can't see real people.

Disclaimer: i'm white: if being Welsh counts as white!

Yes, I know, I know! I've gone native, prejudiced against European visitors.